Not sure what they are called but...

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Jan 27 2005, 12:26 pm
Do you have any things like this? Not sure what its called but I will give two examples



Girl: "Do you still love me?"
Boy: "Of course"
Girl: "Let me hear you say it"
Boy: "No"
Girl: "why"
Boy: "I dont have too"
Girl: "Then you dont love me!"
*They continue walking up the sidewalk when they reach the girl's house and stop*
Boy: "Do you want to know why?"
Girl: *hesitantly* "Yes"
Boy: *hugs her and kisses her softly on the tip of her nose*
Boy: whispers in her ear,"Because three words arent enough"



A girl and a guy were riding on a motor cycle when suddenly
Girl: "Please slow down, we are going too fast!"
Guy: "No, I know what I am doing and you are having fun right?"
Girl: "No, please slow down"
Guy: "Fine first tell me you love me"
Girl: "I LOVE YOU"
Guy: "Now give me a hug"
*Girl hugs the guy*
Guy: "Ok can you take my helmet off and put it on, it is really aggrevating me"
*Girl puts on helmet*

In the news the next day "Motor cycle accident. Two found but only one survivor"

The Truth is: Half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were not working so he had the girl tell him she loved him and give him a hug for one last time then had her put on his helmet so she would live...Even though that meant him his life



Ok dont think I am a big softy cause I posted this, I just like reading things like this.
Jan 27 2005, 1:36 pm
I know a few, but usually I tell them to women :P
Jan 27 2005, 1:38 pm
In response to Jermman
Yada yada, its not like your DIRECTING them at me...
Jan 27 2005, 2:33 pm
XxDohxX wrote:

A girl and a guy were riding on a motor cycle when suddenly
Girl: "Please slow down, we are going too fast!"
Guy: "No, I know what I am doing and you are having fun right?"
Girl: "No, please slow down"
Guy: "Fine first tell me you love me"
Girl: "I LOVE YOU"
Guy: "Now give me a hug"
*Girl hugs the guy*
Guy: "Ok can you take my helmet off and put it on, it is really aggrevating me"
*Girl puts on helmet*

In the news the next day "Motor cycle accident. Two found but only one survivor"

The Truth is: Half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were not working so he had the girl tell him she loved him and give him a hug for one last time then had her put on his helmet so she would live...Even though that meant him his life


I hate this one. It doesn't make sense. "Hey, my helmet is aggrevating me, so you put it on, that way it will aggrevate you". And what moron with no brakes will keep holding the gas? Just let go of the gas and coast untill you slow down. Or just wait untill you run out of gas...


Anyway, to answer your question, I think I remember one:
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left you?
Boy: No.
(Girl runs away, boy chases after)
Boy: I don't think you're pretty, I think you're beautiful. I don't like you, I love you. And I wouldn't cry if you left me, I'd die.


Something like that.
Jan 27 2005, 3:25 pm
In response to Airjoe
Right. You guys are all complete...yeah.

Anyway, Airjoe: Exactly.

All he'd have to do is drive to the hard shoulder then slowly slow down. What a moron that driver was. He deserved to get caught in the crash if he didn't even have a basic knowledge of friction.